Ohio police say there’s a Valentine’s Day weekend special involving your ex

Ohio police say they have a special event this weekend for your ex.

The Zanesville Police Department wants you to call if you have an ex-Valentine whose warrant has not been paid, or if you are on probation and are violating free terms.

According to police, their Valentine’s Day special will begin with “a set of limited-edition stainless steel bracelets, complimentary chauffeur-driven transportation, and a minimum one-night stay at a luxury hotel.” Lodging and professional glam shots will be posted online for everyone to enjoy.

The evening will conclude with a special Valentine’s dinner, according to police.

Zanesville Police said the post was intended for humor, but still “takes any hints.”